Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers
and Grandfathers?

Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special
effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he
would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular
Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at
all.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see
her Grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Granddad' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We
didn't see a single arsehole, blind bastard, dip shit or tosser anywhere
we went today!'

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?